If an optimist had his left arm chewed off by an alligator, he might say in a pleasant and hopeful voice, “Well this isn’t to bad, I don’t have a left arm anymore but at least nobody will ever ask me if I’m left-handed or right-handed” but most of us would say something more along the lines of “Aaaaaa! My arm! My arm!
Lemony Snicket, Horseradish: Bitter Truths You Can’t Avoid (via clitorism)
This was also in The Miserable Mill
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This is also one of the best quotes ever.
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